Call it my lucky millenium, but your favorite angry white movie writer scored a twofer in the April issue of Arrivistepress.com magazine with his aforementioned interviews and an edition of "Movies that Suck" that takes on the insane phenomenon surrounding the forthcoming Samuel L. Jackson movie, "Snakes on a Plane." Can someone explain to me with the world has turned into a jabbering mental patient over something that looks so dumb, so insane, so mind-numbingly stupid...and no one's even seen it? That thought in itself is turning me into a jabbering mental patient. Well worse than before.

PS: My mom said she laughed her BLANK off at this piece, and I'm 25 going on dust and she still slaps me in the head for using that word. That must mean it's funny. So read it or YOUR mom won't love you.